Met some old frens yesterday... and the married, childless women were asking me all about childbirth.
It felt so odd there, in the middle of lunch, talking about things like epidueral, labour and confinement.
As unappetising as any subject can get.
But they were lapping it up, eager to hear and know.
You can see the fear in their eyes. Like awaiting the inevitable, ha.
It's quite funny really.
I tried to say the truth.
That most people focus on labour - wrong one.
It's the pregnancy and confinement that kills, not the labour.
With medical help, labour is a whisker of what you imagine.
And most importantly, the actual 'pushing' is only like an hour.
Pregnancy takes up 10 WHOLE MONTHS of your life.
That's almost a year of feeling like utter shit.
And confinement, the healing --- it absolutely sucks.
You feel like Oprah Winfrey + 200 pounds.
You feel disgusting, painful, fat, WEIRD ALL OVER.
You can't recognise yourself.
And this goes on for 2 months. It's a lifetime!
It feels kinda surreal this time, being the one to dish out the pearls (of wisdom, that is).
Sometimes, I still can't believe i did it.
When i was pregnant, it felt like i was pregnant forever.
I can't believe i'm fine today, with a mischievous toddler that, er, came out of me?
That's gotta be the strangest thing ever.
Incredibly, for all the failures i'd notched up, my labour went perfectly well.
As my gynae told me, labour is when " a perfectly healthy human being admits herself into hospital for a perfectly normal procedure and emerges perfectly healthy after."
From the medical point of view, there's nothing more normal and natural than giving birth.
Some even say that's the whole point of our existence.
Skip the scaring-yourself, ladies!
Officially -- if i can do it, hell, anyone can.